Starting out topless and against a backdrop of some neon skeletons that I'm particularly fond of, whilst wearing a cute red hairband to push back her gorgeous long hair, Lauren is gunged with custard, chocolate pudding, some spooky Halloween themed milk, and slopped with buckets of raw eggs.

Finishing off is a slightly unconventional, ice-cream and feathering. Lauren takes a bucket of freezing vanilla ice-cream, before being topped off with bright orange feathers.

A tiny bit of shadow invades the shoot due to some of my lighting being on the blink, although, we'll call it a menacing Halloween session theme. The skeletons bob excitedly all the way throughout.